From a scale of one to ten, this is a solid rice pilaf. Thank you internet.
My mind just updated it’s facebook status to “Blown”.
F*** you auto correct. It is “its” not “it’s”. I need to swype better.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I wish I could take credit for this. My hilarious/genius friend Gibbs found it first. (sadly not on tumblr….yet)
who let kxw on here????
Damn you tumblr. I want the ability to embed html in my lawn if I wanted!!! Why you no let me use html in the title?!?! Thees iss dildoes
god f***ing damn!!
Reminds me of a joke: A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza parlor and says that he would like to order a pizza. The delivery boy says, “Sure! We make any kind of pizza. What would you like it to be?” The monk replies, “One with everything.”
