"That does not fempute."

"That does not fempute."

nevver:

Map of Metal

Awesome.
The most mathematically hilarious episode to date.

The most mathematically hilarious episode to date.

I like tumblr much better than Friendface. This will always be funny to me. 

Ok, last one.  This is where the nerd in me and the black heart in me cross paths. BLUE SCREEN OF BLACKENED-DEATH. 
I wish I could still have this corpse paint on at work.  I could do this any time one of our programs fail!!

Ok, last one.  This is where the nerd in me and the black heart in me cross paths. BLUE SCREEN OF BLACKENED-DEATH. 

I wish I could still have this corpse paint on at work.  I could do this any time one of our programs fail!!

The wife decided to be Black Metal Harry Potter.  She makes me so proud.

The wife decided to be Black Metal Harry Potter.  She makes me so proud.

Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards was fun as hell to play. Despite the fact we were drinking brutal amounts of vodka.  But I am alive enough to write this, so I think it turned out ok.

Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards was fun as hell to play. Despite the fact we were drinking brutal amounts of vodka.  But I am alive enough to write this, so I think it turned out ok.

Pizza ist krieg!!!!

Pizza ist krieg!!!!

the birthday boy enjoying his sacrificial cake.  Great Gaahl impression. 

the birthday boy enjoying his sacrificial cake.  Great Gaahl impression. 

I love my friends so much. What a fun time last night.

I love my friends so much. What a fun time last night.

dreamxdope:

Society Kills Individuality.

dreamxdope:

Society Kills Individuality.

Prepping for a night of extreme metal, drinking, and hilariousness…

I guess I should put some pants on. 

Words words words. This is what I imagine when I try to clear my head. People who suffer from over active minds know how much it means just to get an hour where they can quite their thoughts. This is my photo of a peaceful mind. 
Cinque Terre

Words words words. This is what I imagine when I try to clear my head. People who suffer from over active minds know how much it means just to get an hour where they can quite their thoughts. This is my photo of a peaceful mind. 

Cinque Terre

@scullness, I was certain I would inevitably wake up to you looking at me with this face.  But hey, there is still time for you to grow a mustache and scare/creep the shit out of me, so who knows.
<3 your nuts.  How far away is the nearest beer from you? 10$ says it’s less than 10ft away ;)  Hope all is sunshine farts and rainbow piss!

@scullness, I was certain I would inevitably wake up to you looking at me with this face.  But hey, there is still time for you to grow a mustache and scare/creep the shit out of me, so who knows.

<3 your nuts.  How far away is the nearest beer from you? 10$ says it’s less than 10ft away ;)  Hope all is sunshine farts and rainbow piss!

sassholio:

satansboner:

My drunk pictures aren’t as good as Vickys

love your hair, gurl.


Pretty bad-ass bedazzling.  Hey @kxw, this is going to be all craze with the pop black metal scene. What was the name of that band we listened to?
Awesome name, @satansboner.  You might like to know about a band just one state south of us. Satan&#8217;s Almighty Penis.  Small world. Cheers!

sassholio:

satansboner:

My drunk pictures aren’t as good as Vickys

love your hair, gurl.

Pretty bad-ass bedazzling. Hey @kxw, this is going to be all craze with the pop black metal scene. What was the name of that band we listened to?

Awesome name, @satansboner. You might like to know about a band just one state south of us. Satan’s Almighty Penis. Small world. Cheers!